cell phone rings
Eric: "hello? Oh, hi David."
David (friend from school): "hey can i come over?"
Eric: "Sure." (proceeds to explain address)
David: "Is your wife home?"
Eric: "yea she's home."
David: "Cool."
Eric: "We'll see you in a few.."
5 minutes later..
Laci: "Well can you please pick your things up off of the furniture?"
Eric: "Sure."
Laci upon looking in the mirror: "I'm pretty gross, I haven't taken a shower today because I've been working all day on that research paper."
Eric: "He has a wife. He understands."
Laci with a rather confused look on her face: "Understand what? That wives are gross?!"
Eric: "Noo! That women aren't supposed to always be made up.. unless you're one of those women with tatooted make-up... and they're weeeird."
Laci again with a rather confused look on her face: "ohh.."
Hahaha. Gotta love it!
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3 comments:
In Fairy Land it would have gone like this:
"I look pretty gross. . ."
"You don't look gross. You're always beautiful, and that outfit makes you look skinny."
LOL.......I love this story!!!!! MEN!!! Ya got to love them!
Hey now, I don't see what is so wierd or funny about this. Women just take us men too seriously.
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